Wednesday, March 14, 2012

jokes

we love jokes, really any jokes, except inappropriate ones. no.

here are some particularly good ones:

"what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?"

a stick.


"why don't ducks tell jokes while they're flying?"

because they'd quack up!


"what do you call a sleep walking nun?"

a roamin catholic




here are some of our favorite women jokes, we think they're hilarious, even though we are girls. hahahaha.

"what do you do when your dishwasher stops working?"

slap her and tell her to get back to work.


"why are women's feet smaller than men's"

so they can stand closer to the counter




i hope those made your day, because they sure do make ours!







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